Monday, August 09, 2004
Meet Dingo
Hey everyone, my name is Dingo. I am an Australian Shepherd. I am 12wks old. And last Wednesday I became the first ever Hileman family Dog. With my icy-blue eyes and my "blue merle" coat I am the most wickedly beautiful dog they have ever seen. My award winning personality is sure to please as well.
I'm having a little trouble getting the potty training part, but as I've over-heard stories about my human counter part, Avery, this is to be expected. It took her months and months to get it. These silly human children are trying to get me to mimick their playing. They play and play "fetch" with all of my toys so I only see it as fair to play with some of their things. This little white shoe looks good.....mmmmm.. how about some of my human Daddy's underpants??!!! MMMM, fresh off the ass on the bathroom floor.....just the way I like 'em!
They meant well when they borrowed a kennel from their friend Heike. It's no use to me. I'm WAY above crate training. I'll show them. Cage me up like some common mutt....HA!! I'll just bark and bark, and barkandbarkandbarkandbark.....they are a sucker for a good night's sleep. Managed to make my way onto the foot of the bed on the 2nd night here. Hooray for me! Uh-Oh! What's this??!! The little human children are invading my sleeping space! WHAT??!! It's 2AM!! What are they doing in here?? GGGGrrrrrrrrrr!! Oh well, I'll cut them some slack and I'll go back to my cozy corner behind the couch.
Maybe this week I'll show them how to really play fetch!
Maybe I will avoid another swat from the big mean bitch cat!
Maybe I will stop pooping on the floor....
As I always say, "Welcome to Puppyhood". Everyone loves me!
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I'm having a little trouble getting the potty training part, but as I've over-heard stories about my human counter part, Avery, this is to be expected. It took her months and months to get it. These silly human children are trying to get me to mimick their playing. They play and play "fetch" with all of my toys so I only see it as fair to play with some of their things. This little white shoe looks good.....mmmmm.. how about some of my human Daddy's underpants??!!! MMMM, fresh off the ass on the bathroom floor.....just the way I like 'em!
They meant well when they borrowed a kennel from their friend Heike. It's no use to me. I'm WAY above crate training. I'll show them. Cage me up like some common mutt....HA!! I'll just bark and bark, and barkandbarkandbarkandbark.....they are a sucker for a good night's sleep. Managed to make my way onto the foot of the bed on the 2nd night here. Hooray for me! Uh-Oh! What's this??!! The little human children are invading my sleeping space! WHAT??!! It's 2AM!! What are they doing in here?? GGGGrrrrrrrrrr!! Oh well, I'll cut them some slack and I'll go back to my cozy corner behind the couch.
Maybe this week I'll show them how to really play fetch!
Maybe I will avoid another swat from the big mean bitch cat!
Maybe I will stop pooping on the floor....
As I always say, "Welcome to Puppyhood". Everyone loves me!
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