Saturday, April 23, 2005
the Lord said, "Let there be Light"
Today I am the LIGHT on the t-shirt in the row of crazy's in the church.....book groupers....you know who I mean...
First I must say thank you to Katye for the new/used computer that is amazing and wonderful and making my asshole husband real, real happy. And also the socks that she worked on for months that she so graciously gave to me over a delicious piece of broasted chicken. MMMM....
It's good to be back in the world. I've had a really shitty day so forgive the cranky, ok?
My house is a fucking train wreck. I just need to shovel shit out of here for a week. I'm sick of housework. My front porch is cleaned off so it does not look like hillbilly haven anymore.
Mike took off this morning to go fishing....I guess he heard to call of the wild...and left me to go to work with two kids and a car with no wipers in the pouring down rain.....my alternative was him taking the kids to big, rapid, river and tying a rope to them and to him to anchor them down while he fished. Needless to say am not speaking to him and am planning pot roast suppers this whole entire week. No need to comment on this part.....we all know how ridiculous this one is.
So, I had to take the day off for lack of a plan B.
My cat, Johnson, is diabetic. Trying to regulate blood sugar on a cat is next to impossible. He does look loads better though. Something must be working a little anyway.
The dog is a pain in the ass. On rainy days when he hasn't had enough running time he gets really destructive. His new favorite treat is used tampons. Ugh! What a day it's been.
I need some chocolate, my kids are heathens, my dog is a nuisance, my cat is diabetic, my husbands an ass, my house is a mess.....what more could a girl ask for??
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First I must say thank you to Katye for the new/used computer that is amazing and wonderful and making my asshole husband real, real happy. And also the socks that she worked on for months that she so graciously gave to me over a delicious piece of broasted chicken. MMMM....
It's good to be back in the world. I've had a really shitty day so forgive the cranky, ok?
My house is a fucking train wreck. I just need to shovel shit out of here for a week. I'm sick of housework. My front porch is cleaned off so it does not look like hillbilly haven anymore.
Mike took off this morning to go fishing....I guess he heard to call of the wild...and left me to go to work with two kids and a car with no wipers in the pouring down rain.....my alternative was him taking the kids to big, rapid, river and tying a rope to them and to him to anchor them down while he fished. Needless to say am not speaking to him and am planning pot roast suppers this whole entire week. No need to comment on this part.....we all know how ridiculous this one is.
So, I had to take the day off for lack of a plan B.
My cat, Johnson, is diabetic. Trying to regulate blood sugar on a cat is next to impossible. He does look loads better though. Something must be working a little anyway.
The dog is a pain in the ass. On rainy days when he hasn't had enough running time he gets really destructive. His new favorite treat is used tampons. Ugh! What a day it's been.
I need some chocolate, my kids are heathens, my dog is a nuisance, my cat is diabetic, my husbands an ass, my house is a mess.....what more could a girl ask for??
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