Saturday, April 28, 2007
Wow! What a busy week......
Let me start by saying WOW! Let's start with last Saturday when I got to style my first transvestite's hair....full of extensions! I was completely speechless. She was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life...sporting the most beautiful set of boobs that money could buy.....and I'm pretty sure she didn't want to hear anything about our school's book fair!
I am 99.9% sure that body started life with a penis...she was so over the top with everything she did and said that I will have to recap it on the phone to get the full effect. As it is there are no words to describe it. She was the single most magnificent creature I've ever laid eyes on as well as the most horrifying. VERY BIZARRE....even for the village......"Where'zz zee fire, babay??" Yikes!
On to the next big event which occurred on Tuesday while I was out at school to do our Market Day sale. I made the art teacher cry! YIPPEE FOR ME...I AM INTIMIDATING!!
It went down like this....
D: Went to get markers for a 3yr old...holding her hand at time of event.
T: I can't do this right now!!! (at this point I have said nothing)
D: Um, just looking for some markers for Gracie.
T: Can you wait until the change of class???!!!(using loud obnoxious voice)
D: No big, I'll go to Avery's classroom and get some.
At this point I walk over to the door where my happy helpers are busy unloading the truck. Then I hear this particular teacher telling the kindergarten teacher who was picking up her class that this was her JOB and that SHE wasn't a BABYSITTER (one could hear the eewwyness dripping from her voice). I listened in for a about another second to make sure I was hearing myself being talked about and then I poked my head around the door and said...
D: I don't recall asking for a babysitter! (dripping venom)
T: You don't underSTAND....this is my JOB!!!
At this point I'm walking back down the hall away from her...still with 3yr old in tow...I spun around on my heel and said...
D: NO! I don't think YOU understand that EVERY HOUR I SPEND IN THIS BUILDING IS DONE FOR FREE!!
And I continued down the hall and ran into little girls' mom and I quickly explained that this teacher was not a babysitter and that I was going to look for markers elsewhere. My blood was boiling. I didn't have a chance to say anything...a babysitter...ha!
So she cornered the mother in the teachers lounge and was all sobbing and chin quivering...full on drama! I am a powerhouse and people fear me! Yea!
Apparently the kindergarten class was reeking total havoc in the art room...and she was having a "really bad day". Ok, I get bad days...just don't try to put words into my mouth...I have plenty there already. So she asks me if I ever have a bad day.....who me??..."excrutiatingly pleasant girl"??....I said...mmmm, not very often.(in a very flip and bored tone) What a bitch I am!!
And the week ended with good interim reports and today on my way home from the salon some dude in an SUV looked over and mouthed the words..."YOU LOOK GOOD!" I gave him a big smile and a thumbs up and said to self.."ALRIGHT!! MAMA'S STILL GOT IT!!"
I am the most obnoxious person I know.
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I am 99.9% sure that body started life with a penis...she was so over the top with everything she did and said that I will have to recap it on the phone to get the full effect. As it is there are no words to describe it. She was the single most magnificent creature I've ever laid eyes on as well as the most horrifying. VERY BIZARRE....even for the village......"Where'zz zee fire, babay??" Yikes!
On to the next big event which occurred on Tuesday while I was out at school to do our Market Day sale. I made the art teacher cry! YIPPEE FOR ME...I AM INTIMIDATING!!
It went down like this....
D: Went to get markers for a 3yr old...holding her hand at time of event.
T: I can't do this right now!!! (at this point I have said nothing)
D: Um, just looking for some markers for Gracie.
T: Can you wait until the change of class???!!!(using loud obnoxious voice)
D: No big, I'll go to Avery's classroom and get some.
At this point I walk over to the door where my happy helpers are busy unloading the truck. Then I hear this particular teacher telling the kindergarten teacher who was picking up her class that this was her JOB and that SHE wasn't a BABYSITTER (one could hear the eewwyness dripping from her voice). I listened in for a about another second to make sure I was hearing myself being talked about and then I poked my head around the door and said...
D: I don't recall asking for a babysitter! (dripping venom)
T: You don't underSTAND....this is my JOB!!!
At this point I'm walking back down the hall away from her...still with 3yr old in tow...I spun around on my heel and said...
D: NO! I don't think YOU understand that EVERY HOUR I SPEND IN THIS BUILDING IS DONE FOR FREE!!
And I continued down the hall and ran into little girls' mom and I quickly explained that this teacher was not a babysitter and that I was going to look for markers elsewhere. My blood was boiling. I didn't have a chance to say anything...a babysitter...ha!
So she cornered the mother in the teachers lounge and was all sobbing and chin quivering...full on drama! I am a powerhouse and people fear me! Yea!
Apparently the kindergarten class was reeking total havoc in the art room...and she was having a "really bad day". Ok, I get bad days...just don't try to put words into my mouth...I have plenty there already. So she asks me if I ever have a bad day.....who me??..."excrutiatingly pleasant girl"??....I said...mmmm, not very often.(in a very flip and bored tone) What a bitch I am!!
And the week ended with good interim reports and today on my way home from the salon some dude in an SUV looked over and mouthed the words..."YOU LOOK GOOD!" I gave him a big smile and a thumbs up and said to self.."ALRIGHT!! MAMA'S STILL GOT IT!!"
I am the most obnoxious person I know.
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Monday, April 02, 2007
A Tribute.....
....to all things Outlandish. Here is a picture of the window I did last fall. It happened to be on the same roll of film as Bambi. Lucky for me. I am currently working my way through Breath of Snow and Ashes for the 2nd time. I love it. I love them. They make me happy.
My wipers are FINALLY fixed. Hooray! Bring on the rain!
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